It isn't really about the Pseudo-Name, don't I?

I know, I know, I'm a Grammar Nazi. I'm sorry, but it's true.

I hate when people mix words.

Pseudo: Latin for fake.

Nym: Latin for name.

Thus, Pseudonym is Latin for fake name. Lately, it's been what we use when referring to author's pen names, actors' screen names, etc.

There is NO SUCH THING as a Pseudo-NAME. What the HELL. You're butchering a language that has been dead for centuries and one that's already watered down and murdered enough. GOD.

If you use Pseudo, use NYM. It doesn't even sound that different from NAME. That's why NAME evolved from it in the first place.

If you use FAKE, obviously you'd use NAME. No sense using NYM, right? I mean, it'd sound weird after all? YEAH, BITCH. IT SOUNDS LIKE SHIT IF YOU SAY PSEUDO-NAME, TOO.

Fuckers.

Also. When using parts of conversational speech like "Isn't it?" it'd be nice if some of you actually used them right.

"It is.... isn't it?"

"I do.... don't I?"

"You would.... wouldn't you?"

"She hasn't.... has she?"

"They haven't.... have they?"

In cases like...

"You do agree that it is nice to.... " the right words to affix to that are " .. don't you?" NOT " .. isn't it?" BECAUSE YOU USED "DO" FIRST.

Also. YOU DO NOT USE "HADN'T" NEGLIGENTLY TO REPLACE "HAVEN'T."

"Have you not fixed your things yet?"

becomes

"Haven't you fixed your things yet?"

"Had you not fixed your things yet?"

SOUNDS LIKE SHIT

and so does

"Hadn't you fixed your things yet?"

If you want to use HAD NOT, you'd have to add a clause.

"Had you not spoken to that stranger, this would not have happened."

And if you contract HAD and NOT, it ALSO sounds like shit.

"Hadn't you spoken to that stranger, this would not have happened."

WHAT THE CRAP.

"If you hadn't spoken to that stranger, this wouldn't have happened."

Sounds a LOT better.

KNOW WHEN TO TO USE THE RIGHT WORDS, DIPSHIT.

GAH.

Sorry. I've got more where this came from, concerning YOUR and YOU'RE, ITS and IT'S, etc.

Also. If U tLk 2 mE iN ch4tsP3aK and I don't know you, I will most likely not reply. Or reply with as few words as I can.

Why? Because I immediately discriminate those who speak like that.. as, well, hm. I don't want to go on. I think I've used up all my rage.

If I DO know you and you keep talking to me like that, well. That just means I haven't openly dissed U 4 spkng lyk dat. :|

I don't necessarily hate those who speak like that (unless they speak with atrocious grammar, are dogmatic christians, and are homophobic tweens) I just think they don't have enough functioning brain cells, and that it's a waste to make an effort to grace them with a lengthy reply full of cynical wit, since they won't understand most of it.

"Lyk, wat did U jst say? LOL ur stoopid. U went 2 wiKi 2 find big wurds. ROFLMAO b1t*h."

Also, I hate when people censor their swear words, and other people around don't bother to.

For example, in a forum.

People around are using FAGGOT, DICKFACE, MOTHERFUCKER and even THE DREADED C WORD freely, and this loser comes in and says something vaguely like..

"I hate my mom. Now, I don't usually say this, but right now she's acting like a total b***h. I'm sorry if I offended anyone."

JEEZ. You can't make the excuse that "there could be children on this forum," since if there WERE any, they've already been exposed to the previously mentioned words. So there's no use trying to protect your future, dipshit. :/

GAH.

I think that's about it.

~ the Raspberry Scribbler is my PSEUDONYM, and the dreaded c word is what I use to describe some very unsavory people. Like my cunt-faced maid. :D