--when she went to the beach, Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
--when she steps on the scale it says, "One at a time, please."
--when she walked in front of the tv I missed five commercials.
Anyway. XD
"I wouldn't do that. You know I don't like fat people. Except you."
I'm so mean. XD But eh. =))
Today sorta sucked. Sorta didn't.
I got five sets of packs of Milo!
... but I had to share.
I found a place to hide them!
... but one of them went missing.
I printed my ticket!
... but I have other stuff to print
I researched on SocSci!
... but I have tons of homework left.
I finished a song!
... but I'm not sure of its quality.
I'm going home tomorrow!
... but there are so many requirements for after this weekend.
I got to post shiz.
... but I only used the net for like, an hour.
GAH. I'M SO FUCKING HUNGRY. MOTHERFUCKER. SCHOOL IS DRAINING ME. FUCK THIS SHIT.
~ meh.
Your Momma jokes are fun. XD I'll post some here!
ReplyDeleteYour momma's so fat,
---people jog around her for exercise.
---she's taller lying down.
---she caused the earthquake in Haiti when she jumped to reach the top of the fridge.
---she needs a VCR for a pager.
---her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
---when she walks past a window we lose four days of sun light
---that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"
---the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
---when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued"
---when God said let there be light, he asked her to move.
---that she went to the bathroom and the toilet got the shit scared out of it
---when you came out of the womb you were already five
---when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
---she has smaller less fat women ORBITING around her
---she's the reason they invented double doors
---when she wore high heels she struck oil
---it took three years for her to get liposuction
---she's the reason God rested on the 7th day.
Your momma's so stupid
---she thought if she woke up fast enough she'd see herself sleeping
---that when I told her she lost her mind,she started looking for it.
---she got locked in at Mattress World and slept on the floor.
---she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Your momma's so old, she knew Burger King ever since he was just a prince.
Your momma's so ugly, when the doctors saw her getting out they tried to shove her back in.
Sorry, I got bored. =)))))))))))) Hopefully, at least one of them cheered you up significantly. 8D