Breadfish.

First of all, I'd like to greet a belated Happy Birthday to two people:

one who knows me too well

and one who doesn't know me at all. =)))))

April eight and nine, ladies and gents. :))

Anywaaaay. Looky at the circles of happiness found on top of my blog!! XD I got so bored yesterday I fiddled with it the entire afternoon. Haha.

I keep trying to remember to make a damned Facebook account but every time I DO remember I just can't be stuffed to actually do it. Plus I'll have to take Meliza's advice and make a separate account to weed out those pesky family members. T_T

My nails are pink! *gasp, shock, horror* I cannot believe it! Haha. They're purty. XD

So anyway. I've got my dA Premium already, yay me. And I've been trying to write good stuff lately, I really have. But it seems I don't have enough emotion in my to write anything worth posting. I swear. @-@ This is to be my curse, isn't it? Writers' Block for as long as the Membership lasts? Oh, you cruel cruel world. D:

I've been listing down prompts and contests I can participate in, but to no avail. All I can come up with is half-hearted mush. GAH. What is happening to meeee. ):

I. Freaking. Fail. OTL

Moving on! I saw a DD of Reepicheep two seconds ago. I love that little rascal. XD Damn, I loved the Narnia books. LotR, too. The classics seem to be giving way to craploads of bull like Fallen, Dark blah blah, Diary blah blah, Adventures of blah blah. I MEAN SERIOUSLY. EVEN YOUR TITLES ARE CLICHE. OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Some bitches really need to get over themselves, I'm just sayin'. Especially when they hardly look any better than a used Wet-One. Srsly.

Oh well. This blog hasn't been too cheery, has it? TT_TT Sorry 'bout that. I s'pose the summer heat's getting to me. Plus I haven't done anything productive lately. I swear to god, I wanna see people getting cut up. Maybe then some of my rage might taper out. Also, mum says she's found a barista workshop. Or something. I dunno. GAH.

My life is one big un-epic fail right now. O_O